Y’all, I am really tired. Like spent, waiting to pass out. I was going to curl up in bed and watch more episodes of American Horror Story: Hotel and probably fall asleep. But then I realized I had to write a blog post. These are the things that go through my head when that happens.
I’m so tired. Like eyes about to shut at any minute tired. But I made a commitment! To the blog! OK, really to myself! But, what if I skip today’s post? What?! I can’t skip it. I’m only a month in. I can’t quit when I have ELEVEN more months to go. What am I? A failure? Maybe I am a failure. Maybe I can just go ahead and fail at this project, just like every project I try. No, I can’t fail! Because what will I learn if I just give up? I can’t give up!
But who’s going to read this? Only 150 people come here every day and mostly for old posts about Lush. If I had known I’d get so many Lush hits, I probably would’ve never written about them. Because, oh, I don’t like Lush anymore. I dislike them so much that I private-ed my most popular post that caused too much controversy with Lush fans because it was anti-Lush. Maybe with that post I’ve be getting 200 hits a day. Maybe I should un-private it. No, that’s stupid. I hate that post.
So what am I going to write about today? I’m tired. Do I have a photo for this post? Do I need a photo for this post? Will people read it without a photo? Do I need to link to things? I’m lazy, but I know that helps with SEO. SEO is good. SEO will get me more hits.
Caring about hits is stupid. I shouldn’t care about hits. But Jet Pack shows me them every day, so obviously I should care a little about hits. Maybe 10%. Hits are stupid. This blog is probably stupid. What am I doing with my life? When can I go to bed? Shouldn’t I be doing some “real” work? Probably. I should always be working. OK, not always but at least most of the time.
But first a blog post.